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Monday, February 13, 2006
Shooting for Old People
Okay I really don't know who reads my blog..
I have some faithfuls that always leave comments. Thanx guys.
But this time I'm after some help (and to see how humorous you are)
Ever played the points game?
When you're driving down the street and there happens to be someone walking across and you imagine how many points you would score if u hit them.
For those out there thinking I'm nuts, I'm not alone, me and my mates play this all the time. (okay so maybe I hang around nuts people)
Anyways So what I need help with is a scoreboard. As in what gets what amount of points?
Ready to help... I'll start us off and want you guys to add to it.
---- Car Shooting Scoreboard ----
Cyclist Riding in Same direction 50 points (+10 for bike pants)
Cyclist Riding in Opposite direction 30 points
Cyclist Riding across 100 points
Old men 20 points (+10 points for hats)
Skanky Grandmas (too much makeup) 200 points
Small Dog 70 points (+100 for poodle)
Get the idea. Come on add your own scores.
Disclaimer: No Skanky Grandmas we're killed in the making of this blog.
Tuliptwy said...
OMG! I have so played that game! Friends have looked at me with disdain as I've commented on smoking the granny and scoring double if she lets go of her purse! LOL. We are kindred spirits! Love, hugs and kisses to you!! Tulip
Thanks back at ya fella! I love the bucket pic - you are *ssss* hot!
Stay cool! Toodles!!
A mum with baby in carrige: If mum saves the kid, only 25, if the mum and kid get smoked, 50, +50 if the kid goes futher than the mum. Oh man, we're going to hell for this one I think...
I've never heard anyone play that game before! and I've done/played a lot of things in a car. My friends and I go looking for our 'gramma' and just start shouting out 'GRAMMA' and ask people if they have seen her...so much fun...um what about a couple walking down the street holding hands, 50 points for both, 25 for one
skateboarder - 100 points
(+200 if the skateboard smashes glass)
am overweight jogger (or is that a yogger) - 250 points
(extra for headband)
seriously easy to make up
Oh nice... here's one
Old lady with walking frame - 50 points (+ 100 if walking frame stays put)
gotta make it a little more challanging, eh?
A nun: 300 pts. (+500 if she's leading an all girls class and you take them out like dominos).
I love this game.
Marching band: 50 per player
(+25 if u can hit them in time with the music)
Timbrel brigade: 1000 pts. (+550 if you hit them in a particularly hard routine)
SA open air: automatic win.
A biker (no bike) 50
A soldier 50
A Native American 50
A Construction Worker 50
A Cop 50
A Cowboy (no horse) 50
Each
But all together you get the Village People bonus of 2000
A mother goose: 100 pts.
Each duckling: 50 pts. per duckling
"A mother goose: 100 pts.
Each duckling: 50 pts. per duckling"
I think you mean a mother duck and duckling or mother goose and gosling...
Someone in a duck costum 50 pts another 100 pts if its Daffy or Donald
mailman = 100 pts another 100 if the letter bag explodes
speed walker = 500 pts (cause who speedwalks anyway)
goth = 100 pts another 100 if you get away without getting dents from their spikes, chains, etc
hmmm... that's all i can think of now, may be back again though.
People picking up garbage on the highway: 50 pts (going speed limit)
100 pts (10 over)
200 pts (20 or more over)
Someone changing a tire: 100 pts. (250+ if you loose all the nuts)
Someone taking a pee on the highway: 250 pts.
HAHAHA
This game is great
Skanky Grandmas...
Ok ok ok ok ok
School yard crossing attendent: 30 points (bonus 100 if you don't break the sign)
Elliot (on Scrubs) while in one of her nueratic, ranting states: 500 points (bonus 200 if you get her to shut up)
Rampaging loose elephant: 1200 points (if you have the guts to go even near the thing)
I'll get back to you with more!!
Raging elephants?!! NICE.
Door-to-door Mormans: 150 pts. (bonus 250 if they come back for more.)
hahha I wonder why you chose an elephant? of course u want to get rid of them.
Street Hockey or Cricket Player 100
(200 if the game continues without people noticing)
Just imagine seeing a car go straight through, then someone yells 'Game On'
Women wearing white pants: 1000
Because no woman EVER should wear white pants, and those who do, deserve to get run over.
Thats a hard and fast rule people!
Even though I'm in Aus, here's some for the Canadians...(even though NOTHING can beat the timbrel brigade or open air meeting...Colin I nearly peed myself lol)
Children throwing snowballs at cars: 400 for each child (+500 if you knock over their snow fort that they're hiding behind)
Snowman: 650 points (+400 if you make the child who made it cry, +600 if you catch frosty's hat and wear it for the rest of the day)
Ice Skaters: 400 per skater (+300 if it's a skating couple, +350 if they're in mid-spin, and +500 if they're using one of those ice walkers to help them stay up..cuz they just deserve to be hit.)
Lemonade stand: 250 pts. (1000+ if you have balls enough to buy a glass first)
People pushing those 8 seater carriages: 350 pts., 50+ for every kid.
Rickshaw drivers: 550 pts. (100+ if someones in it, 150+ if its a couple making out)
Panhandlers at HWY exits/entrances: 200 pts. (Bonus 100+ for every dollar in change you get)
Oblivous pedestrian with iPod: 250 pts. (100+ if they have their eyes shut and are dancing, 150+ if they are good)
Which brings me to street breakdancers: 350 pts. (500+ if they're spinning on their heads)
hey, i got your blog of liam's...matt, as in spiky hair matt? greensborough matt? went to liam's wedding matt?
Spiky haired M@'s: 100 pts
Greensborough M@'s: 100pts
Went to Liam's wedding M@'s: 100 pts
(Bonus 1000+ if they're all the same guy)
lost child: 75 pts (200+ if get both mom and child as they re-unite)
i can honestly say, when on the computer i dont "laugh out loud" much, only in certain msn convos. but man...
"if the kid goes futher than the mum"
"500 if she's leading an all girls class and you take them out like dominos"
"+25 if u can hit them in time with the music"
"200 if the game continues without people noticing"
seriously matt, are you writing these down? man you guys are awesome. and yes Colin, yes. I DO think we're going to hell for this.
dch.
ps. HEY, 1000 pts to the "GRAMMA - have you seen my gramma?" game. thats genius.
pps. - cont'd "GRAMMA" game:
100 pts - if person says "No, i haven't but let me help you find her!"
120 pts - if person says "No, but i'm looking for mine too, maybe we should look together!"
140 pts - if person says "No, but i'm a cop, whats her name - starting with her last please..."
160 pts - if person says "YES! yes i found her! oh thank God, she's right here..."
Someone asking "have you seen my gramma?": 500 pts. Seriously, who does that?
Kid running out onto the street after his ball: 100 pts. (but only if you purposely veer towards him. Accidents don't count.)
Children lining up for the ice cream shop: 200 pts. (obvious 100+ if they have ice cream, 1000+ if their ice cream falls off the cone riiiiiiiiiight before you hit them)
Politician: 500 pts. (250+ if he/she is giving a speach)
Greatest game ever!!!! 1 point for hitting inanimate objects, 600 points for each person this object takes out after you hit it. Bike Courier 200 points, +200 points if you nail him with your door as you drive by. 100 points for someone walking across the street carrying something large and heavy, 10 points for every metre the thing flys. 50 points if a bird flies into your car as your driving, I've had this happen twice once was a goose and the other was something smaller. Girl Scouts with cookies 250 points + 300 if you can catch the box + 100 if they're chocolate mint or peanut butter. Kid learning to ride a bike 150 points + 200 if you hit the parent just as they let go of the kid too +300 if there's another parent ready to catch the kid and you nail them too.
Hope you enjoy my additions
wait here's another. 200 for a hockey player carrying equipment. 10000000000000000000 points if its Jaromier Jagr
I honestly was at work today trying to think of some, this is what I came up with.
500 points for a boy fishing off the side of a bridge...+250 if he has a big catch
500 points for kids jumping off a bridge to go swimming in the water below...+1000 if they are in mid-air
Just found your blog Matt, love the points game I used to play it as a kid. (Probably not a healthy game to play as a kid now that I think of it). Yes we Brits do know how to have fun on the road as well as hurl abuse at each other. Was wondering if you get points for hitting streetlights or bollards?? (Not that I've hit either but I know a few people who've tried!).
Over and Out
Tasha
1000 points for writing a new blog.
:D
This game is genious! I'm peeing my pants laughing here. OK...i gotta come up with some good ones....
100 points for blind man (+50 if he has a white cane, +100 if you hit his seeing eye dog as well)
300 for a war amp (+100 if you steal thier artificial limbs first)
wow i am a terrible person....i think i AM going to hell for this...
I've just found your blog Matt, I love the points game. We used to play it as kids (probably not a very healthy game to play as kids now that I think of it!). Yes we Brits do have fun while driving too, but we still leave time for road rage of course.
I was wondering do you get points for inanimate objects? I think lamp posts and bollards should definitely be included maybe 25 each? (I know a few people who tried to hit them too).
Over and Out
A couple in matching tracksuits: 400 points (500 if you can hit one and they in turn hit the other... like a domino effect).
People in suits on those stupid non-motorised scooters: 700 points.
Red Shield collectors: 250 points (as long as they're not in my team, or else I'll be hunting YOU down and hitting YOU!)
I have some faithfuls that always leave comments. Thanx guys.
But this time I'm after some help (and to see how humorous you are)
Ever played the points game?
When you're driving down the street and there happens to be someone walking across and you imagine how many points you would score if u hit them.
For those out there thinking I'm nuts, I'm not alone, me and my mates play this all the time. (okay so maybe I hang around nuts people)
Anyways So what I need help with is a scoreboard. As in what gets what amount of points?
Ready to help... I'll start us off and want you guys to add to it.
---- Car Shooting Scoreboard ----
Cyclist Riding in Same direction 50 points (+10 for bike pants)
Cyclist Riding in Opposite direction 30 points
Cyclist Riding across 100 points
Old men 20 points (+10 points for hats)
Skanky Grandmas (too much makeup) 200 points
Small Dog 70 points (+100 for poodle)
Get the idea. Come on add your own scores.
Disclaimer: No Skanky Grandmas we're killed in the making of this blog.
Tuliptwy said...
OMG! I have so played that game! Friends have looked at me with disdain as I've commented on smoking the granny and scoring double if she lets go of her purse! LOL. We are kindred spirits! Love, hugs and kisses to you!! Tulip
Thanks back at ya fella! I love the bucket pic - you are *ssss* hot!
Stay cool! Toodles!!
A mum with baby in carrige: If mum saves the kid, only 25, if the mum and kid get smoked, 50, +50 if the kid goes futher than the mum. Oh man, we're going to hell for this one I think...
I've never heard anyone play that game before! and I've done/played a lot of things in a car. My friends and I go looking for our 'gramma' and just start shouting out 'GRAMMA' and ask people if they have seen her...so much fun...um what about a couple walking down the street holding hands, 50 points for both, 25 for one
skateboarder - 100 points
(+200 if the skateboard smashes glass)
am overweight jogger (or is that a yogger) - 250 points
(extra for headband)
seriously easy to make up
Oh nice... here's one
Old lady with walking frame - 50 points (+ 100 if walking frame stays put)
gotta make it a little more challanging, eh?
A nun: 300 pts. (+500 if she's leading an all girls class and you take them out like dominos).
I love this game.
Marching band: 50 per player
(+25 if u can hit them in time with the music)
Timbrel brigade: 1000 pts. (+550 if you hit them in a particularly hard routine)
SA open air: automatic win.
A biker (no bike) 50
A soldier 50
A Native American 50
A Construction Worker 50
A Cop 50
A Cowboy (no horse) 50
Each
But all together you get the Village People bonus of 2000
A mother goose: 100 pts.
Each duckling: 50 pts. per duckling
"A mother goose: 100 pts.
Each duckling: 50 pts. per duckling"
I think you mean a mother duck and duckling or mother goose and gosling...
Someone in a duck costum 50 pts another 100 pts if its Daffy or Donald
mailman = 100 pts another 100 if the letter bag explodes
speed walker = 500 pts (cause who speedwalks anyway)
goth = 100 pts another 100 if you get away without getting dents from their spikes, chains, etc
hmmm... that's all i can think of now, may be back again though.
People picking up garbage on the highway: 50 pts (going speed limit)
100 pts (10 over)
200 pts (20 or more over)
Someone changing a tire: 100 pts. (250+ if you loose all the nuts)
Someone taking a pee on the highway: 250 pts.
HAHAHA
This game is great
Skanky Grandmas...
Ok ok ok ok ok
School yard crossing attendent: 30 points (bonus 100 if you don't break the sign)
Elliot (on Scrubs) while in one of her nueratic, ranting states: 500 points (bonus 200 if you get her to shut up)
Rampaging loose elephant: 1200 points (if you have the guts to go even near the thing)
I'll get back to you with more!!
Raging elephants?!! NICE.
Door-to-door Mormans: 150 pts. (bonus 250 if they come back for more.)
hahha I wonder why you chose an elephant? of course u want to get rid of them.
Street Hockey or Cricket Player 100
(200 if the game continues without people noticing)
Just imagine seeing a car go straight through, then someone yells 'Game On'
Women wearing white pants: 1000
Because no woman EVER should wear white pants, and those who do, deserve to get run over.
Thats a hard and fast rule people!
Even though I'm in Aus, here's some for the Canadians...(even though NOTHING can beat the timbrel brigade or open air meeting...Colin I nearly peed myself lol)
Children throwing snowballs at cars: 400 for each child (+500 if you knock over their snow fort that they're hiding behind)
Snowman: 650 points (+400 if you make the child who made it cry, +600 if you catch frosty's hat and wear it for the rest of the day)
Ice Skaters: 400 per skater (+300 if it's a skating couple, +350 if they're in mid-spin, and +500 if they're using one of those ice walkers to help them stay up..cuz they just deserve to be hit.)
Lemonade stand: 250 pts. (1000+ if you have balls enough to buy a glass first)
People pushing those 8 seater carriages: 350 pts., 50+ for every kid.
Rickshaw drivers: 550 pts. (100+ if someones in it, 150+ if its a couple making out)
Panhandlers at HWY exits/entrances: 200 pts. (Bonus 100+ for every dollar in change you get)
Oblivous pedestrian with iPod: 250 pts. (100+ if they have their eyes shut and are dancing, 150+ if they are good)
Which brings me to street breakdancers: 350 pts. (500+ if they're spinning on their heads)
hey, i got your blog of liam's...matt, as in spiky hair matt? greensborough matt? went to liam's wedding matt?
Spiky haired M@'s: 100 pts
Greensborough M@'s: 100pts
Went to Liam's wedding M@'s: 100 pts
(Bonus 1000+ if they're all the same guy)
lost child: 75 pts (200+ if get both mom and child as they re-unite)
i can honestly say, when on the computer i dont "laugh out loud" much, only in certain msn convos. but man...
"if the kid goes futher than the mum"
"500 if she's leading an all girls class and you take them out like dominos"
"+25 if u can hit them in time with the music"
"200 if the game continues without people noticing"
seriously matt, are you writing these down? man you guys are awesome. and yes Colin, yes. I DO think we're going to hell for this.
dch.
ps. HEY, 1000 pts to the "GRAMMA - have you seen my gramma?" game. thats genius.
pps. - cont'd "GRAMMA" game:
100 pts - if person says "No, i haven't but let me help you find her!"
120 pts - if person says "No, but i'm looking for mine too, maybe we should look together!"
140 pts - if person says "No, but i'm a cop, whats her name - starting with her last please..."
160 pts - if person says "YES! yes i found her! oh thank God, she's right here..."
Someone asking "have you seen my gramma?": 500 pts. Seriously, who does that?
Kid running out onto the street after his ball: 100 pts. (but only if you purposely veer towards him. Accidents don't count.)
Children lining up for the ice cream shop: 200 pts. (obvious 100+ if they have ice cream, 1000+ if their ice cream falls off the cone riiiiiiiiiight before you hit them)
Politician: 500 pts. (250+ if he/she is giving a speach)
Greatest game ever!!!! 1 point for hitting inanimate objects, 600 points for each person this object takes out after you hit it. Bike Courier 200 points, +200 points if you nail him with your door as you drive by. 100 points for someone walking across the street carrying something large and heavy, 10 points for every metre the thing flys. 50 points if a bird flies into your car as your driving, I've had this happen twice once was a goose and the other was something smaller. Girl Scouts with cookies 250 points + 300 if you can catch the box + 100 if they're chocolate mint or peanut butter. Kid learning to ride a bike 150 points + 200 if you hit the parent just as they let go of the kid too +300 if there's another parent ready to catch the kid and you nail them too.
Hope you enjoy my additions
wait here's another. 200 for a hockey player carrying equipment. 10000000000000000000 points if its Jaromier Jagr
I honestly was at work today trying to think of some, this is what I came up with.
500 points for a boy fishing off the side of a bridge...+250 if he has a big catch
500 points for kids jumping off a bridge to go swimming in the water below...+1000 if they are in mid-air
Just found your blog Matt, love the points game I used to play it as a kid. (Probably not a healthy game to play as a kid now that I think of it). Yes we Brits do know how to have fun on the road as well as hurl abuse at each other. Was wondering if you get points for hitting streetlights or bollards?? (Not that I've hit either but I know a few people who've tried!).
Over and Out
Tasha
1000 points for writing a new blog.
:D
This game is genious! I'm peeing my pants laughing here. OK...i gotta come up with some good ones....
100 points for blind man (+50 if he has a white cane, +100 if you hit his seeing eye dog as well)
300 for a war amp (+100 if you steal thier artificial limbs first)
wow i am a terrible person....i think i AM going to hell for this...
I've just found your blog Matt, I love the points game. We used to play it as kids (probably not a very healthy game to play as kids now that I think of it!). Yes we Brits do have fun while driving too, but we still leave time for road rage of course.
I was wondering do you get points for inanimate objects? I think lamp posts and bollards should definitely be included maybe 25 each? (I know a few people who tried to hit them too).
Over and Out
A couple in matching tracksuits: 400 points (500 if you can hit one and they in turn hit the other... like a domino effect).
People in suits on those stupid non-motorised scooters: 700 points.
Red Shield collectors: 250 points (as long as they're not in my team, or else I'll be hunting YOU down and hitting YOU!)